Prince Baloch's Husband Wife SMS SMS
Wife rings husband and says: "The window is jammed. What should I do?"
Husband: "Pour some warm water on it, but make sure it's not too hot or it will crack" "Ok..." she replied, sounding a bit unsure. Husband then rang back in 10 mints and asked: "Did you do the trick?" Wife: "YES! but... The LAPTOP isn't working at all now!"
Sabr or Shukr dono ka hi bra darja hy Sabr Musibat ko talta hy or Shuker Naimat ko barhata hy Ic liya BV mekey gai ho to shuker karain or gher main ho to sabr... :D
Girlfrnd is Fun & wife is Gun! . Girlfrnd is Light of moon & Wife is Month of June! . Girlfrnd is tuty fruty & Wife is Qismat Phhuty! . Girlfrnd is Beauty and wife is Duty! . Girlfrnd is Pension & Wife is tension! . Girlfrnd is Hello, Hi & Wife is hay hay! . Girlfrnd is heart fresher & Wife is Blood pressure. . Girlfrnd is Ptakha & Wife is Zubeda Aapa... :-O:-P
Aik Suchi Haqeeqat! Apna Bacha Roy to Dil main Dard hota hy Or Doosray ka Roy to Sir main Dard hota hy .... Apni BV Roy to Sir main Dard hota hy Or Doosray ki BV Roy to Dil main Dard Hota hy!! :D
1 admi gher per movie dekh raha tha, achanak chilaya: Oye....Khoteya...! Na karee, sign, na kareeeeeen..... bv: kya hua, konci film daikh raey ho? husband: apni shadi ki... :p
A man outside phone booth: Excuse me! u r holding the phone since 20 minutes n u haven't spoken a word! Man inside: Sir, I am talking to my WIFE....:D
"SHADI SE PEHLE" Boy:kash wo din jaldi aye Girl:tm mujhe chor to nai doge? Boy:nai aisa sochna B mat Girl:will u miss me? Boy:yes 2 much. Girl:tmari zindagi main koi or to nai? Boy:no not at all. Girl:do u love me? Boy:Yes dear Girl:oh dear "SHADI K BAD" Ab ye sms neechay se uper dobara perhain.
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya to wo bohat kali nikli... Dulhay ne kaha, . . . . . . . . . . "Tum ny PEPSI layny ni jana" :) :D
A wife giving hints to her husband for a new car, Dear, buy me something, that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when I am on it. Husband gifted her A weight machine.
Husband:Malang Baba! Meri BV Bohat Pareshan Krti Hai Us ka koi Ilaj btao, Malang:- Beta Agar BV ka koi Ilaj hota to aaj Baba MALANG na Hota....!
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