Teacher: Ur son is fail. See his report

Eng: 9

Math: 11

Urdu: 8

Social study :7

Total: 35

Sardar: TOTAL wich ty kamal e kr dita su. Es subject di tay tuition v nai prda c.

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Rate:	Category: Sardar SMS	Posted by: Ijaz Younus Baloch

Sardar bank main 1000 rupee jama krany gya

Cashier: Ye hazar rupee to nakli hain

Sardar: Jama meray account wich huna a tenu koi takleef?..:)

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Girl 2 Sardar during driving: Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala lende O?

Sardar Shokha ho k: Han ji chala lenda wan.

Girl:Te fair dosre hath nal nuk poonj lo. :P

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Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p

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Sardar road cross kerty howy truck sy takra gya
Jb hosh aya to logon ny poocha "Sardar ji gadi nazar ni aai c?"
Sardar: i c pr odey te likhya c
"Tu Langh ja sadi khair a"

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Sardar and his wife went 2 London.
1 day in da hotel room, Sardar heard his wife's scream,
"Chuwa Chuwa"
He wanted to inform Room Service but
didn't knw what the English word for "Chuwa" is
Sardar: Hello,room service?
Room srvic: Yes sir, hw can I help u?
Sardar:hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry?
Rom srvice:Yes sir, I knw Tom & Jerry
Sardar:habibi Jerry is here :D

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Aik Sardar ka Accident ho Gya,

Doctor ny poocha:
Sardar Ji, Accident kaisay hua?


Sardar:
O Doctor g, Assi Morr kttan Lagay....
Te Agge Mor ee Nai c

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Sardar: Meri bv bari fazool kharch ay.

Jadon di shadi hoi a roz 1000,2000 mangdi ay.



Friend: Ao kerdi ki aay ina paisyan da?

Sardar: Ki pta, Main kadi ditay e nai. :)

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