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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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