 |
 SMS Mania
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
Business Listings ???? ??? ????? ??? ???? ?? ?????? ?? ???? FSC, 10th, 9th?????? ????? ???? ?? ????? ???? ???? ?? ????? 90???? ????? 0333-8639352 / 03218041544 Jinnah Hospital Lahore Jinnah hospital is 1250 bed teaching hospital with 114% bed occupancy. It is attached to Allam Iqbal Medical College, Lahore. It has got almost all the specialties in the medical field. In this part of the world, Jinnah hospital is providing medic... New Compact Diode-Pumped Nd Yag Laser Marking Machine Zee 6254 New Compact Diode-Pumped Nd Yag Laser Marking Machine Zee 6254 We use foreign advanced laser technologies and new designs to produce our DPSS laser marking systems. This is the Smallest Diode Laser marking machine ever made. Their performance is ... Punjab Institute of Cardiology Punjab Institute of Cardiology (PIC), located in Lahore, Pakistan, is a 292-bed tertiary care hospital providing nationwide comprehensive cardiac care services for the last 18 years. Its services include cardiac emergency, OPD, diagnostics, intervent... Dr M SIKANDER JANGDA DENTAL CLINIC As one of the leading dental clinics in Karachi, Jangda Clinics offers affordable and customized dental care services. Our team is headed by Dr. Sikandar Jangda, a highly qualified and experienced dentist Bahadurabad residents and people all over Pak... |
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Home
Online Store
Ramadan 2023
News
Ads Mania
Mobile Prices
Chat
Currency Rates
Prize Bonds
Education
Forum
Islam
Namaz Timings
Photo Gallery
Videos
SIM information
Send Free SMS
SMS Mania
Signup
Login
Contact us
Add to Favorites
Make Homepage