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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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