 |
 SMS Mania
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
Business Listings Govt polytechnic institute quetta Govt,polytechnic institute situated at Sariab road,beside Govt.degree college quetta.it offers diploma programmes in many engineering fields APTECH Computer Education All computer Courses InfiniTREE (M92310112-07) 247 Jobs Online has made a history to compensate its network family members beyond thought. Once again we not only claim but also mean that InfiniTREE is an ultra highest compensation system that opportune you to have extra ordinary smart earnings in... Fishing boats, Sports boats, army boats by mega engineering services Lahore Pakistan Mega Engineering Services(0092 300 9701671) exports fiberglass products, FRP, Steel and Plastic Products like fiberglass gratings, army boats, fishing boats, speed boats, sports boats, rescue boats, multipurpose boats, fiberglass products, fiberglass... Standard Chartered G1 Johar Town Lahore Branch Standard Chartered bank is one of the best bank world wide. it has hundreds of branches spread through out Pakistan. G1 Johar town branch is located near Doctors Hospital and Canal Bank Road, when you are coming from Expo Center Lahore towards Docto... |
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Home
Online Store
Ramadan 2023
News
Ads Mania
Mobile Prices
Chat
Currency Rates
Prize Bonds
Education
Forum
Islam
Namaz Timings
Photo Gallery
Videos
SIM information
Send Free SMS
SMS Mania
Signup
Login
Contact us
Add to Favorites
Make Homepage