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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

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Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

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I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

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Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

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