This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?

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onclusion: You Are Gay!

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Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

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