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Main ny apnay dil sy poocha: Mujhe raat bhar neend kiun nahi aati?
. Mere dil ne kaha. . . Drama mat ker, Beta tu dopehar main jo so jata hy. <('.') Oh shit. ||> me smjha _/\_ Ishq hogya hai.
Rahe Salamt Zindagi unki jo meri khushi ki faryad karte hain Aye Khuda unki zindagi khushion se bhar de Jo mujhy duaon main yaad rakhtay hain. Ameen.
A wife giving hints to her husband for a new car, Dear, buy me something, that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when I am on it. Husband gifted her A weight machine.
Bin Us K Zindagi Dard-e-Tanhai Hai, Meri Aankhon Mai Q Mout Simat i Hai, Kehtay Hain Log Ishq Ko Ibadat Yaro, Ibadat Mai Phr Q Itni Ruswai Hai, Mahfil mai reh kar b Tanha rehna, Ye ada uski mohabbat nay sekhai hai, Us sy taluq hai kuch aisa dil ka, Jb b sochA usko Aankh bhAr i hai
1 Hspitl k emrgncy ward mein hr Itwar sbha 11 bjay bed no15 pe jo bhi mariz hota wo mar jta:-O jb mustqil esa hua to us jaga ko asib zda qarar dy diya gya:-/ yh pta lganay k lya k yhan aisa kiun ho raha hy,Itwar subha 11 se kuch dair phly 1 mariz ko bed no15 pr laya gya%-) Hspitl ka pora amla or kuch molana bhi wahan mojod thy. 11 bajay hi emrgncy ward ka darwaza khula or 1 safai wala pathan andar aya or atay hi bed no 15 k Oxygen mchine ka plug nikal k apna moble chargng py lga dia:-D
جھوٹ بولنے والے پر Ø§Ù„Ù„Û Ú©ÛŒ لعنت۔ یکم اپریل Ú©Ùˆ جان بوجھ کر جھوٹ بولا جاتا ÛÛ’ØŒ اور جھوٹ بول کر خوشی منائی جاتی ÛÛ’ØŒ یعنی مسلمان اب Ø§Ù„Ù„Û Ú©ÛŒ لعنت پر بھی خوشی منائے گا۔ ÛÙˆ سکے تو Ûر مسلمان Ú©Ùˆ جھوٹ بولنے سے بچائیں۔
College is for life. Life is for wife. wife is a knife which cuts your life so never choose your college wife.
Life is very similar to a boxing ring... Defeat is not final when you fall down... It is final when you refuse to get up...
Kal raat main ny khawab mien dekha k aap bus main safar ker rahy ho, Achanak bus bey kaboo ho ker drya main ja giri, hr koi apni zindagi bachany k liye tairnay lga, mgr aap tairte hue kisi ko talash ker rahy ho, 1 admi ny poocha aap kisey dhoond rahe ho, to aap ka jawab aya....! O yaar, conductor kithy gya, 25 rupaye bkaya c meray..:)
Chemical GHAZAL Dil-e-organic tujhy hwa kya he? Akhir nomenclature ki wja kya ha? Hum hain Carbon or wo hydrogen, Ya Ilahi ya hybridization kya ha? Me bhi shell main Electrons rakhta hoon, Kash wo pooche k meri Valency kia ha? Hm ko un se hy Bond ki umeed, Ghalib Jo nahi jantay hmari Electronegativity kia ha.
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