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Pathan: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazaar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi?

Aadmi: 21 Numbr.

1 Ghantay baad wo aadmi wapis aaya to dekha Pathan udhr hi Tha.

Aadmi Bola: Kya hua khan Saab aap Gaye nhi Abhi Tak.

Pathan: Bas yara 18 bus Guzar gai hen.
2 or Huzar Jayen to 21vi aa jaye gi to hm jaey ga. :-)

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Question to Pathan: In Which State Ravi Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience Clapped.

Man was Shocked. Turned behind & found the audience, All were Pathans!

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Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

Teacher: Wo Kase?

Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain. :-)

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Ek Pathan T.v par Bomb Rakh Kar Pakistan ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha.

B.v Ne Pocha: Ye Bomb Kis Liye?




Pathan: Agar Ye Haar Gaye to Poori Team ko Bomb Se Urra Don Ga.

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Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?

Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.

Pathan: Kon?

Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.

Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. :-)

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Pathan Dukaan Wale Se: Aur Janab Kaise Ho?

Dukan Wala: Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.

Pathan: O Beghairat Wo Hum Tumko Nahi Dega.

Dukan Wala: Magar Q?




Pathan: Kyo K Wo Abhi "8" Saal Ki Hai. :-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
Sardar:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

,
,
,
,

Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)

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Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

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Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.


Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

Pathan:

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.
.
.

Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

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Pathan KESC Walo ko Phone Kar K Bola.
Khocha Jaldi se Light Band Kar Do!

KESC Wala: Kyun Sir?

Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara Dil Mai Naya Gaali Aaya Hai.
WO DENI HAI. :-)

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