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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

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Category: Love Posted by: shabeer baloch
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.

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Category: Love Posted by: shabeer baloch
Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

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Category: Joke Posted by: Wareed Barech
Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.

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Category: Joke Posted by: Wareed Barech
O Gharib Insan.
O Jahil Insan.
O Pagal Insan.
O Bewaqoof Insan.

Sorry...


Maine Aapko Insan Kaha,
Aapko Bura to Nahi Laga? :-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
Hum To Yun He Wapda k Truck K Sath Kharey They FARAZ

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Woh Aaye Aur Gaaliyan Dey Kar Chaly Gaye. :-(

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare.
Hansi Mazaaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje Songs Bhi Sunaye.


Baloch:
Baaji! Tum Husband Ko Maro Goli FM Radio Le Lo. :-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Sardar: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Sardar: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
nukar ..saab.....aap k kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha,saab..tuje kaise pata k wo mera khas dost tha,nukar...wo pooch raha tha k harami kaha hain......by_____saif mengal

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Category: Funny Posted by: saif
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Category: Funny Posted by: farooq ahmed
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