1 Teacher Student Say.
Teacher:-Bathao 14 august 1947 Ko Kia Howa tha.
Student:-Sochtay Howay Kuch Dhaiar Badh Jawab Dia.
Sir 14 August 1947 Ko Meray Bab Ka Bab Ka Bab Paidha Howa Tha Yani Mera Dada Per Dada Paida Howa tha.
Hahahahah:-)

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: M.Naveed Khan (NHKK, P2BP)

A Pakistanio Thumay Howa Kia Hy Hy,

Akhir Is Naithafaqi Or Pasmandagi Ke Waja Kia
Hy.

From NHKK For All Pakistani Youngs/Olds/Students/Teachers/Faimlies/ Leaders/Lovers/Freinds/Sisters/Brothers/ Parrents/Muslims/non Muslims/Neighbours /Kith & Kin(relatives)/Cast & For All Pakistani.
Love Ur Country.

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Rate:	Category: Specially for you	Posted by: M.Naveed Khan (NHKK, P2BP)

Yaha Nikli Waha Nikli Idhar Nikli Oudhar Nikli,
Jesay Mai Ny Chaha Wo 2 Bacho Ke MAA Nikli-:)

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: M.Naveed Khan (NHKK, P2BP)

medical poetry

chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain,
taman dawaiyan bachoo ki ponch say door rakain.

faraz kia ab milan ki justuju karain,
tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to doctor say ruju karain.

hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
dawai achi tarah hilla kar istamal karain.

dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi dolli,
subha sham kanay k bad ek goli.

hum to ishq karnay pay raza mand hai,
per jumay ki subha clinic band hai....

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Shakeel Awaz

Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou
Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei
PATHAAN: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai
DANDRUFFF FREEEEE..

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Ak pathan ki girl friend ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: "Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy."
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:"Aadat bhe bohat milti hy."

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security: Who ar you?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

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