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A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?"
Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

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Pathan riding a cycle hits a Female.
Female: Ghantee nahee maari jaatee kya?
Pathan: Aray Poori cycle maar diya Hum ny,
ab ghantee alag say maaron kya ?

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Life is a temporary situation,
Dont take it seriously.

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Category: Quote Posted by: Mehak
Talug Bojh Ban Jaye To Us Ka Torna Acha
Taruf Rog Ban Jaye To Us Ka Bhulna Acha
Wo Afsana Jisse Anjam Tak Lana Na Ho Mumkin
Usse Ik KhubSurat Mor De Kar Chorna Acha
Chalo Ik Baar Phir Se ajnabi Banjaye Hum Dono
Asif Alizai......

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Dr. Asif Alizai
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.

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Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Do u want nokia n73
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With free sim,
With 100 sms free.
750 ka free air time.
Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com

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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

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