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A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao. Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?" Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
Pathan riding a cycle hits a Female. Female: Ghantee nahee maari jaatee kya? Pathan: Aray Poori cycle maar diya Hum ny, ab ghantee alag say maaron kya ?
Life is a temporary situation, Dont take it seriously.
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Jo Jeeta woh sikander, Jo haara woh jail k ander Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi
ghalib farmate hain: hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay! jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.
Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
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Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No 2nf Man sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.
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