A true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag main to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Husband(pyar se): To phir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai

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Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs.

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
MAJID NAVEED

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Rate:	Category: Friendship	Posted by: baloshi

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge.
MAJID NAVEED

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Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: baloshi

Doctors prescription 4 u...
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner...
Doctor's fees?
A SMS whenever u r free....
MAJID NAVEED

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Rate:	Category: Missing you	Posted by: baloshi

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