SMS Mania
A true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen one day they kissed each other hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird-flu MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag main to sirf gobar bhara hai. Husband(pyar se): To phir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai
Chicken Ready,Yes Boss Omlet Ready, Yes Boss Mutton Read No Boss Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate... . . . . . . I have already donate five litrs.
Aap k haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai MAJID NAVEED
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge. MAJID NAVEED
Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute little smile 4 breakfast, More laughs 4 lunch, And lots of happiness 4 dinner... Doctor's fees? A SMS whenever u r free.... MAJID NAVEED
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