ONE DAY U WILL ASK ME WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO U''ME OR UR LIFE'' THEN I WILL REPLY U AND U WILL WALK AWAY WITHOUT KNOWING THAT U R MY LIFE


Mutalib Baloch Kharani

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Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: Mutalib kharan

Ek Pathan larki say hum sy shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga..
Larki: woh kaisay
Pathan: hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga. bache ka naam "SAWAB KHAN" rakhain gy!

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Kachi Dewaar Hoon Thokar na lagana mujh ko
Apni Nazroon main basa ker na girana mujh ko
Tum ko aankhoon main tasawar ki tarha rakhta hoon
Dil main Dharkan ki tarha tum bhi basana mujh ko
Baat kernay main jo mushkil ho tumhain mehfil main
Samajh jaoon ga nazroon sy batana mujh ko
Wada utna hi karo jitna nibha saktay ho
Khwab poora jo na ho wo na dikhana mujh ko
Apny rishtay ki nazakat ka bharam rakh laina
Main to aashiq hoon dewana na banana mujh ko!

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Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: Prince Baloch

100 days of PPP
Petrol 87 rupees
Deisel 59
Gas 31% raise
Atta 45/kg (If available)
Bijli 16% high
GST 16% on all items

Awam mar gaee mager aaj bhi bhutto zinda hy

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Aik Admi ny mobile lya, woh roz nai battery layta, 1 admi ny poocha tum roz nae battery kiun laitay ho?
us ny kaha ky her 24 ghantay baad bolta hy "BATTER LO"

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Ek Ameer bachay ko school main garib khandan per mazmoon likhnay ko kaha gya. Us ny likha
"Ek gharib khandan tha, baap garib, maa garib, Bachay garib, Khandan main 4 nauker thy, wo bhi gharib, car bhi tooti hoee Accord thi. Unka garib driver usi tooti car main bachoon ko school chor ker ata tha, Bachoon ky pass pooranay N95 mobile thy, Bachy week main 3 baar hi chicken khatay thy, gher main sirf 4 second hand AC thy, Sara khandan bari mushkil sy aish ker raha tha!!"

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Girls attitude when boy don't look at her, she says: "KUTTA DAIKH NAHI SAKTA KYA?". and when boy looks at her she says: "DAIKH KAISAY KUTTON KI TARHA DAIKH RAHA HY!"...

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Sardar gun ly ker darwaze pe ruka.
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: shair ka shikar kernay ja raha hoon
wife: to jao na
sardar: kaisay jaoon bahir kutta khara hy!

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Jab Tak Seeney mai DAM hai Mohabbat ki inteha Kam na hoga....
Mai tho Sitara hoon bhuja jaoonga lakin SHAAM ka intezar kam na hoga...
(SAMUL)

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Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: Sharif Baloch

Waqt Bas waqt hota hai....Usehy janey na dena tum!
Ye taqdeeron ko palat tha hai.... kaheen ghafil na rehna tum!

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Rate:	Category: Specially for you	Posted by: Sharif Baloch

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