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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,%u201C1 banday ka nashta kam banana%u201D

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate%u2019s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That%u2019s business%u2026!!

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
Pathan to his friend: ye jo table per admi hay, mujhay bohat bura lagta hay,
Friend:Table per to 4 admin hain!
Pathan:Wo jiski mochein hain
Friend:mochein to sub ki hain
Pathan:wo jiskay safaid kapray hain
Friend:wo to sub kay safaid hain

Pathan ny pistol nikali or 3 admiyun ko maar ker bola ye jo reh gya hay mujhay bohat bura lagta hay

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
ban jaon agar tumsa tmhain kesa lage ga?
Har pal main rahoun tum se kahfa kesa lage ga?
parhte ho mjhe tum jo namazo ki tarah se
Ho jaon agar tum se Kaza kesa lage ga?
Tum pyar ko khud main mitane per ho razii
Ban jaye agar Pyar Saza lesa lage ga?
Khud se bhi ziada yakin ho tum ko kisi per
Wo shakhs hi de jaye dagha kesa lage ga?
Tum ooron ki mehfil ka diya ban kar jaloo
Oor tanhai mile tum ko phir kesa lage ga?

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Category: Love Posted by: Raheel
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe pathan se. Kaun sa station hai?Pathan bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar khany laga "lag to Railway Station raha hai".....

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
AB kya Likhain Kagaz per
Ab Likhnay ko kya baki hay

1 dil tha wo toot gya
Ab tootnay ko kya baki hay

1 shakhs ko hum nay chaha tha
1 rait py naqsh banaya tha

wo rait to kub ki bikhar gaee
wo naqsh kahan abb baqi hay

Hum jinko apni nazmoon ka
Unwan banaya kertay thy

Lafzoon ka bana kay taaj mehal
Kaghaz per sajaya kertay thy

wo hum ko akila chor gya
sub rishtoon sy mun mor gya

Ab raasty saary soonay hain
wo pyar kahan ab baqi hay

Ab kya likhain hum kaghaz per

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Prince Baloch
Laziness is our biggest enemy (Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies (Quaid-e-Azam)

"Lo dasso hoon kidi maniye mamu di yaa chachu di"

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
dil liyaa jis ne bevafaa_ii kii
rasm hai kyaa ye dil-rubaa_ii kii

tum ko a.ndeshaa-e-giraftaarii hai
yaa.N tavaqqo nahii.n rihaa_ii kii

vasl me.n kis tarah huu.N shaadi-e-marg
mujh ko taaqat nahii.n judaa_ii kii

ek din tere ghar me.n aanaa hai
baKht-e-taale ne gar rasaa_ii kii

dil lagaayaa so naasaho.n ko kyaa
baat jo apane jii me.n aa_ii, kii

'Shefta' vo ki jis ne saarii umr
diin-daarii-o-paarasaa_ii kii

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Category: Poetry Posted by: malik faiza
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