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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,%u201C1 banday ka nashta kam banana%u201D
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate%u2019s daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That%u2019s business%u2026!!
Pathan to his friend: ye jo table per admi hay, mujhay bohat bura lagta hay, Friend:Table per to 4 admin hain! Pathan:Wo jiski mochein hain Friend:mochein to sub ki hain Pathan:wo jiskay safaid kapray hain Friend:wo to sub kay safaid hain Pathan ny pistol nikali or 3 admiyun ko maar ker bola ye jo reh gya hay mujhay bohat bura lagta hay
ban jaon agar tumsa tmhain kesa lage ga? Har pal main rahoun tum se kahfa kesa lage ga? parhte ho mjhe tum jo namazo ki tarah se Ho jaon agar tum se Kaza kesa lage ga? Tum pyar ko khud main mitane per ho razii Ban jaye agar Pyar Saza lesa lage ga? Khud se bhi ziada yakin ho tum ko kisi per Wo shakhs hi de jaye dagha kesa lage ga? Tum ooron ki mehfil ka diya ban kar jaloo Oor tanhai mile tum ko phir kesa lage ga?
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe pathan se. Kaun sa station hai?Pathan bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar khany laga "lag to Railway Station raha hai".....
AB kya Likhain Kagaz per Ab Likhnay ko kya baki hay 1 dil tha wo toot gya Ab tootnay ko kya baki hay 1 shakhs ko hum nay chaha tha 1 rait py naqsh banaya tha wo rait to kub ki bikhar gaee wo naqsh kahan abb baqi hay Hum jinko apni nazmoon ka Unwan banaya kertay thy Lafzoon ka bana kay taaj mehal Kaghaz per sajaya kertay thy wo hum ko akila chor gya sub rishtoon sy mun mor gya Ab raasty saary soonay hain wo pyar kahan ab baqi hay Ab kya likhain hum kaghaz per
Laziness is our biggest enemy (Allama Iqbal) We should learn to love our enemies (Quaid-e-Azam) "Lo dasso hoon kidi maniye mamu di yaa chachu di"
dil liyaa jis ne bevafaa_ii kii rasm hai kyaa ye dil-rubaa_ii kii tum ko a.ndeshaa-e-giraftaarii hai yaa.N tavaqqo nahii.n rihaa_ii kii vasl me.n kis tarah huu.N shaadi-e-marg mujh ko taaqat nahii.n judaa_ii kii ek din tere ghar me.n aanaa hai baKht-e-taale ne gar rasaa_ii kii dil lagaayaa so naasaho.n ko kyaa baat jo apane jii me.n aa_ii, kii 'Shefta' vo ki jis ne saarii umr diin-daarii-o-paarasaa_ii kii
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