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Button Dabana choro pehle attendance do

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<<< Newtons Law of Romance >>>
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

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The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...

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The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance.

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A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy..

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Maine poochha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?

Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the...

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Jo Jeeta woh sikander,

Jo haara woh jail k ander

Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi

Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.

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Teacher-Baccho waada karo ke kabhi ciggeratte aur sarab nahi piyenge.
Bacche-nahi piyenge.
Teacher-kabhi bhi girl ka pechha nahi karenge.
Bacche-nahi karenge.
Teacher-kabhi bhi girl par jumle nahi kasoge.
Bacche-nahi kasenge.
Teacher-Waada karo ke watan par jaan kurbaan kar denge.
Bacche-sir Zaror karenge kayon k ab is Zindgi me rakha hi kaya hai.????

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Biwi:Ager Mein Mar Jaon To Kia Karo Gay?
Husband: To Shaid Main Bi Mar Jaon Ga.
Biwi:Kyun?
Husband:Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Jan Lewa Hoti Hai.

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