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Girl:Thanx Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai G:Thanx B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h G:Thanx "Bhaiya" B:Phir bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho.
PROFESSOR Akal bari ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? Student: H I J K L M N O ! Teacher: What are you talking ? Student: Yesterday you told me it is H to O !!!
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Principal: Agr koi Larka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200rs, 3rd time 500rs. Students Sir permanent membership kitney ki hogi?
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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar k pareshan hain tu shadi kyun kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai
A teacher lecturing on population: In PK after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Khan student up: we must find & stop her.
Aik Pathan ankhain band kr k mirror k agay batha hoa tha. 2nd Pathan: O, khan bhai kia kr rahi ho. 1st Pathan: o' mai daikh rahi hon k may soaya hoa kasa lagta hon.
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