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Boy : Suit bara acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai G:Thanx B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h G:Thanx "Bhaiya" B:Phir bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho.
PROFESSOR Akal bari ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? Student: H I J K L M N O ! Teacher: What are you talking ? Student: Yesterday you told me it is H to O !!!
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO
Principal: Agr koi Larka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200rs, 3rd time 500rs. Students Sir permanent membership kitney ki hogi?
Life ho to aisi....! Monday ko dosti....! Tuesday ko piyar....! Wednesday ko mangni...! Thursday ko barat...! Friday ko fighting....! Saturday ko talak....! Sunday ko rest....1 Monday ko next.....!
Sardar aur us ki wife station par train ka intazar kar rahe the.jase hi "KHABAR MAIL" ai sardar bhagte huye train main gaya aur apni wife se kaha k jab "KHABAR FEMAIL" aye to tum ajana............
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar k pareshan hain tu shadi kyun kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai
A teacher lecturing on population: In PK after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Khan student up: we must find & stop her.
Aik Pathan ankhain band kr k mirror k agay batha hoa tha. 2nd Pathan: O, khan bhai kia kr rahi ho. 1st Pathan: o' mai daikh rahi hon k may soaya hoa kasa lagta hon.
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