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Boy : Suit bara acha pehna hai

Girl:Thanx

Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai hai
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "Bhaiya"
B:Phir bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho.

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PROFESSOR
Akal bari ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: H I J K L M N O !

Teacher: What are you talking ?

Student: Yesterday you told me it is H to O !!!

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO

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Principal:
Agr koi Larka girls hostel mein gaya to 1st time 100rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200rs, 3rd time 500rs.

Students
Sir permanent membership kitney ki hogi?

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Life ho to aisi....!

Monday ko dosti....!

Tuesday ko piyar....!

Wednesday ko mangni...!

Thursday ko barat...!

Friday ko fighting....!

Saturday ko talak....!

Sunday ko rest....1

Monday ko next.....!

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Sardar aur us ki wife station par train ka intazar kar rahe the.jase hi "KHABAR MAIL" ai sardar bhagte huye train main gaya aur apni wife se kaha k jab "KHABAR FEMAIL" aye to tum ajana............

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar k pareshan hain tu shadi kyun kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai

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A teacher lecturing on population: In PK after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Khan student up: we must find & stop her.

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Aik Pathan ankhain band kr k mirror k agay batha hoa tha.

2nd Pathan: O, khan bhai kia kr rahi ho.

1st Pathan: o' mai daikh rahi hon k may soaya hoa kasa lagta hon.

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