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Pathan: Molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai?
Molvi: Nahin hoti. Pathan: Hojati hai yara, Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti, Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai
Why is SINGH added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u dont know? Bcoz of its hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay
1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain
1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W) k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta jo AAP(S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Baton say bhee yeh gham kyon kam naheen hotey Aansuon sey dil k koney nam naheen hote Thee bahut umeed to apnon sey is dil ko kabhee Par hameshaa saath ye hamdam naheen hote Bebasee hansne lagee khaamoshi ab hai goonjtee Band kamron men koyee mausam naheen hote Jab khushee hai naachtee gaatee hai man kee har kalee Un gharon men kyaa kabhee maatam naheen hote Pyaar sab miltaa jinhen ranjish naheen koyee kabhee Kyaa kabhee aise dilon men gham naheen hote
AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain Dil Ki Mehfil Main Ujaalon K Liye Yaad Ki Shama Jala Lete Hain Jalte Mausum Main Bhe Ye Deewane Kuch Haseen Phool Khila Lete Hain Apni Aankhon Ko Bana Ker Ye Zubaan Kitne Afsane Suna Lete Hain Jin Ko Jeena Hai Mohabbat K Liye Apni Hasti Ko Mita Lete Hain AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain
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