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Prince Baloch's Husband Wife SMS SMS  Prince Baloch's Husband Wife SMS SMS
Wife rings husband and says: "The window is jammed. What should I do?"
Husband: "Pour some warm water on it, but make sure it's not too hot or it will crack"

"Ok..." she replied, sounding a bit unsure.

Husband then rang back in 10 mints and asked: "Did you do the trick?"

Wife: "YES! but... The LAPTOP isn't working at all now!"

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Sabr or Shukr dono ka hi bra darja hy
Sabr Musibat ko talta hy or
Shuker Naimat ko barhata hy

Ic liya BV mekey gai ho to shuker karain or gher main ho to sabr... :D

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Girlfrnd is Fun & wife is Gun!
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Girlfrnd is Light of moon & Wife is Month of June!
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Girlfrnd is tuty fruty & Wife is Qismat Phhuty!
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Girlfrnd is Beauty and wife is Duty!
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Girlfrnd is Pension & Wife is tension!
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Girlfrnd is Hello, Hi & Wife is hay hay!
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Girlfrnd is heart fresher & Wife is Blood pressure.
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Girlfrnd is Ptakha & Wife is Zubeda Aapa... :-O:-P

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Aik Suchi Haqeeqat!
Apna Bacha Roy to Dil main Dard hota hy
Or Doosray ka Roy to Sir main Dard hota hy

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Apni BV Roy to Sir main Dard hota hy
Or Doosray ki BV Roy to Dil main Dard Hota hy!! :D

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
1 admi gher per movie dekh raha tha, achanak chilaya:

Oye....Khoteya...! Na karee, sign, na kareeeeeen.....


bv: kya hua, konci film daikh raey ho?

husband: apni shadi ki... :p

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
A man outside phone booth:
Excuse me! u r holding the phone since 20 minutes n u haven't spoken a word!


Man inside:
Sir, I am talking to my WIFE....:D

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
"SHADI SE PEHLE"


Boy:kash wo din jaldi aye

Girl:tm mujhe chor to nai doge?

Boy:nai aisa sochna B mat

Girl:will u miss me?

Boy:yes 2 much.


Girl:tmari zindagi main koi or to nai?

Boy:no not at all.

Girl:do u love me?

Boy:Yes dear

Girl:oh dear

"SHADI K BAD"
Ab ye sms neechay se uper dobara perhain.

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya to wo bohat kali nikli...
Dulhay ne kaha,
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"Tum ny PEPSI layny ni jana" :) :D

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
A wife giving hints to her husband for a new car,

Dear, buy me something, that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when I am on it.

Husband gifted her
A
weight machine.

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Husband:Malang Baba! Meri BV Bohat Pareshan Krti Hai Us ka koi Ilaj btao,

Malang:- Beta Agar BV ka koi Ilaj hota to aaj Baba MALANG na Hota....!

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
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