Sabit Howa Ke Muj Sy Mohabt Nahi Rahi,


Wo Shakhs Muj Ko Daikh Kar Ankhen Chura Gia.

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Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: najeeb khan

Tumko De Di Hai Isharoo’n Mein Ijaazat Maine,

Mangne Se Na Miloo’n Agar Toh Chura Lo Mujhko..

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Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: najeeb khan

PhD Professor to students:
1 Platform 2 km lamba hy Andhi chal rahi hy 60km/hr ki speed se,
Ek train ayi or mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi.

To sawal ye hy k:
Meri umer kitni hy?


Sub bachay heran ho ker 1 doosray ki shakal dekhne lagay

Ek Student ny jawab dainay k liya hath uthaya



Student:
Sir aap ki umer 58 sal hy

Professor:
Gud, laikin tumne kese calculate kia?

Student:
Sir hamare ghar k pas 1 Admi rehta hy, usne Mphil kia he,wo adha pagal hy or uski umer 29 saal hy... :)

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Muhabat kia hai do lafzon main tumhe batata hoon,
Tera majboor kar dena aur mera majboor ho jaana..

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Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: najeeb khan

Kaise Kahun Ke Apna Bana Lo Mujhe,
Baahon Mein Apni Sama Lo Mujhe,

Bin Tumhare Ek Pal Bhi Katta Nahi,
Tum Aa Kar Mujhi Se Chura Lo Mujhe,
...
... Zindagi To Wo Hai Sang Tumhare Jo Guzre,
Duniya Ke Gamon Se Ab Chura Lo Mujhe,

Meri Sabse Gehri Khwahish Ho Puri,
Tum Agar Paas Apne Bula Lo Mujhe,

Ye Kaisa Nasha Hai Jo Behka Raha Hai,
Tumhari Hoon Main To Sambhalo Mujhe,

Na Jaane Phir Kaise Guzregi Zindagani,
Agar Apne Dilse Kabhi Tum Nikalo Mujhe

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Rate:	Category: Love	Posted by: LATIF KHAN

Kitnay Tohfey deti hai Ye Mohabbat Bhi!


Ruswai Alag, Judai Alag, Tenhai Alag,


Te

Chittar Wakhray..:D

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Beautifull words by a Best Friend,
Always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up,
Only after i finish laughing.....

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Mubashir Sarparah

Sardar bank main 1000 rupee jama krany gya

Cashier: Ye hazar rupee to nakli hain

Sardar: Jama meray account wich huna a tenu koi takleef?..:)

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Rate:	Category: Sardar SMS	Posted by: Prince Baloch

"Aaj ka sawal"

Aisi kon c cheez hy jo Larkiyan sirf pehanti hein lekin Larkay pehantay b hein aur khatay b hain??

Jawab janiya break k baad...
Ufone Tum hi to ho.
.


LU ka zeera plus
.


Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam
.


Zong sub keh do

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Bank Al-habib bachat account

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Surf Excel, Dadi aik minute.

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Tarang hi Tarang hy..

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Maza awami kha badami
.
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Welcome Back


Tou dosto jawab hy
"CHAPPAL".:-)

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

How to Settle abroad?

FOR Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in IELTS n TOFEL
Apply for Student Visa
Wait for the call
Appear in interview
Get admission in a uni
Get good grades
Search for a Job
Work hard,earn well to settle

FOR GIRLS:
Marry this guy :P :D its too easy na :)

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

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