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Main ny apnay dil sy poocha: Mujhe raat bhar neend kiun nahi aati?
.

Mere dil ne kaha.
.


.

Drama mat ker, Beta tu dopehar main jo so jata hy.


<('.') Oh shit.
||> me smjha
_/\_ Ishq hogya hai.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Rahe Salamt Zindagi unki jo meri khushi ki faryad karte hain

Aye Khuda unki zindagi khushion se bhar de
Jo mujhy duaon main yaad rakhtay hain.
Ameen.

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Prince Baloch
A wife giving hints to her husband for a new car,

Dear, buy me something, that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds when I am on it.

Husband gifted her
A
weight machine.

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Bin Us K Zindagi Dard-e-Tanhai Hai,

Meri Aankhon Mai Q Mout Simat i Hai,

Kehtay Hain Log Ishq Ko Ibadat Yaro,

Ibadat Mai Phr Q Itni Ruswai Hai,

Mahfil mai reh kar b Tanha rehna,

Ye ada uski mohabbat nay sekhai hai,

Us sy taluq hai kuch aisa dil ka,

Jb b sochA usko Aankh bhAr i hai

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Dolat Jhangi
1 Hspitl k emrgncy ward mein hr Itwar sbha 11 bjay bed no15 pe jo bhi mariz hota wo mar jta:-O
jb mustqil esa hua to us jaga ko asib zda qarar dy diya gya:-/
yh pta lganay k lya k yhan aisa kiun ho raha hy,Itwar subha 11 se kuch dair phly 1 mariz ko bed no15 pr laya gya%-)
Hspitl ka pora amla or kuch molana bhi wahan mojod thy.
11 bajay hi emrgncy ward ka darwaza khula or 1 safai wala pathan andar aya or atay hi bed no 15 k Oxygen mchine ka plug nikal k apna moble chargng py lga dia:-D

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Category: Joke Posted by: Prince Baloch
جھوٹ بولنے والے پر اللہ کی لعنت۔

یکم اپریل کو جان بوجھ کر جھوٹ بولا جاتا ہے، اور جھوٹ بول کر خوشی منائی جاتی ہے، یعنی مسلمان اب اللہ کی لعنت پر بھی خوشی منائے گا۔ ہو سکے تو ہر مسلمان کو جھوٹ بولنے سے بچائیں۔

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Category: Islam Posted by: Prince Baloch
College is for life.
Life is for wife.
wife is a knife
which cuts your life
so never choose your
college wife.

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: aitzaz ahmed
Life is very similar to a boxing ring...


Defeat is not final when you fall down...


It is final when you refuse to get up...

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Category: Quote Posted by: Prince Baloch
Kal raat main ny khawab mien dekha k aap bus main safar ker rahy ho,

Achanak bus bey kaboo ho ker drya main ja giri,

hr koi apni zindagi bachany k liye tairnay lga, mgr aap tairte hue kisi ko talash ker rahy ho,

1 admi ny poocha aap kisey dhoond rahe ho, to aap ka jawab aya....!


O yaar, conductor kithy gya, 25 rupaye bkaya c meray..:)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Chemical GHAZAL

Dil-e-organic tujhy hwa kya he?
Akhir nomenclature ki wja kya ha?

Hum hain Carbon or wo hydrogen,
Ya Ilahi ya hybridization kya ha?

Me bhi shell main Electrons rakhta hoon,
Kash wo pooche k meri Valency kia ha?

Hm ko un se hy Bond ki umeed, Ghalib
Jo nahi jantay hmari Electronegativity kia ha.

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Prince Baloch
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