Ek larki thi diwani c Afridi pe wo marti thi,

Chori Chori chupke chupke Hafeez ko sms karti thi,

Nazrain ghuma k,sharma k Umar akmal se batain krti thi,

kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k Saeed Ajmal ki galiyon se guzarti thi,

kuch kehna tha shayad us ko Umer gul se,per Younis Khan se darti thi,

phir 1 din mili wo misbah ko akele main aur

kaha k

Allah tumhain poochy tum free hit pa bhi ball rokte ho,Lanat tumhari batting pe... :-/

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

1 bacha muskurate hue paida hoa.

Nurse:kyun hans rahy ho?

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Bache ne muthi kholi or CHAABi ki goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:
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"DON ko maarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
:-)"

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Shakespeare Said:
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Dont worry If there is a single Dollar in your Pocket
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Convert it to Pakistani currency then you can enjoy a Pepsi of Rs.65 A plate of pakora of Rs.20 Enjoy the Gold Leaf of Rs.4 and Tulsi of Rs.2

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Ek Christian ne Eid ul Fitar josh o jazby sy mnai..

Ek Hindu ne Eid ul Azha pe Bakra Qurban kia..

Ek Yahudi ne Ramzan ka roza rakha..

Kia Aap ne kbi aisa Suna?

Nei na!

Tu yeh kia hai?

Musalmanon ne Valentine Day josh sy mnaya

New Year mnaya

April Fool mnaya

Basant manai

FM 90 pe Raakhi Bandhny ki Taqreeb

Kitny Sharm ki bat Hai?

Phir HuM ALLAH sy gilla krty hain k Zalzaly aur Selab HuM pe Q aaty hain?

r U Muslims?

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: saif matherzai

Tum
"HAQ"
bat kehne se mat
"daro"

q k

na koi tumhe
"mout"
de sakta ha or na koi tumhara
"RIZQ"
kam kar sakta hy.
Agar
"Dunia"
me Sirf
"Sukoon"
Hota To Log
"ALLAH"
ko
"Bhool"
Jaty
"Sukoon"
To Sirf Un Logon K Pas Hy Jo "ALLAH" Ki
"Raza"
Ko Apni
"Raza"
Samajhty Hen.
"JANNAT"
K Montazir Na Raho
"Balky"
Aise Kaam Karo k "JANNAT"
Tumhari
"Mntazir"ho.
"Beshak ALLAH Bohat Rehm karny wala Hy.

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: saif matherzai

"رات کے بعد دن آتا ھے،
"بارش کے بعد سورج آتا ھے ،
اور ایک آپ کا میسج ھے ،
"جو ورلڈ کپ کی طرح چار سال کے بعد آتا ھے...

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Rate:	Category: Missing you	Posted by: saif matherzai

Subah ka mosm or Aapki yad

Halki si thandak or Chai ki aas

dosto ki dosti or dosti ki mithas

Shuru kijiye apna din meri Good Morning k sath..

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Rate:	Category: Good Morning	Posted by: saif matherzai

Film Star MEERA
"I FEAR FROM MY SOUL CONSTIPATION"
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Tarjuma:

"Mujhy dar lagta hy meri roh qabaz hone se :P!"

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Pathan:Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaoo

Salesman: Plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin, Helicopter main dikha, Haramkhor, Bus Pathan daikha nahi k Mazak shuru.

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

1 Bzurg sy kisi ny pocha "Martay wakt Mjy Qalma Naseeb ho ga?"

Bzurg bolay:
Subha jub Aankh khulay or ALLAH ki yad aa jy to samajh Jao K Eeman Salamat hy.

Werna Darood-e-pak ki kasrat rakho, Maut sy pehly Jannat me apna Maqam dekh lo gy. INSHALLAH

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Prince Baloch

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