*NEKI*
Jo log ye kehtay hain k aaj kal neki ka zamana nahi,
To wo log insan se neki ka badla chahtay hain,

Lekin,
Jo log is liye neki kerte hain k "ALLAH" k siwa neki ka ajar koi nhi de sakta,

To..!
Un k liya har zamana neki ka zamana hy.

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Wife: Soch Rahi hoon Ap k sath Dubai, U.K, Canada ghoom Aaoon, kitnay paisay lagain gy?

Husband: kuch bhi nahi.

Wife: Wo kaisay?

Husband: Sochnay ky paisay nahi lagtay.. :)

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Sardar: Meri bv bari fazool kharch ay.

Jadon di shadi hoi a roz 1000,2000 mangdi ay.



Friend: Ao kerdi ki aay ina paisyan da?

Sardar: Ki pta, Main kadi ditay e nai. :)

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Well-wisher is not who meet & talk to u every day:

Well-wisher is one who may not meet you but always think & pray for your "Happiness & Success".

Good Morning.

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"Maa ka Ehtaram"

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail raha tha
Os ny shot lagai or us ky gher ki window ka sheesha toot gya, bachay ki maan ny bahir aa ker usay kaha: Beta aaram sy.

Bus
is waqiya k baad bachay ny poori zindagi shot nhi mari.
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Aaj duniya osay Misba-Ul-Haq k naam say janti hy.
Wah
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Beta ho to aisa.

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Dr: aap ki dimaghi beemari ka kya haal hy?

Patient: Theek hai, aaj kal maikay gai hui hai...!!

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Aap ny kitni dafa logo k Mouh say suna ho ga

"Bonga"

Mager aaj tak kisi ko ic ki history nahi pata
Hum bhi aksar auqat bila sochay samjhy Apni guftagoo main isko istimal kertay hain or hamain ya andaza bhi nahi hota ky hum kya keh rahay hain

Yaa Farsi zuban ka lafz hy or ic ka matlab hy




"Bonga"


ghor sey perhany ka shukria. :-)
Bongay :D

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"Happiness is more important than smile".
"Because Smile Comes from lips, but happiness comes from heart".

"Be Happy"
"Forever"

Asalam-o-Alikum
Subha Bakhair.

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Rate:	Category: Good Morning	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Hazrat Luqman ne Apnay Betay ko Nasehat ki k Beta Me ne 4 Nabion ki khidmat ki hy aur un sy ye 6 Chezain Seekhi hain,

1. Namaz kay waqt apnay dil ko qabo main rakho.

2. Jub dastar khwan per baitho to apnay pait ko qaboo main rakho.

3. Kisi ky gher jao to apni aankhon ki hifazat karo.

4. Kisi mehfil main baitho to apni zuban ki hifazat karo.

5. ALLAH or maut ko hamesha yaad rakho.

6. Apni naikiyon or doosron ki buraion ko bhula do.

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Mujhey Aawaz Dey Dena

Kabhi icecream lao to,

Kabhi Murghi pakao to,

Kabhi picnic pay jao to,

Mujhy awaz day daina,

wallet main mall zyada ho,

Jo shopping ka irada ho,

ya kisi ko dinner pey bulana ho,

Mujhay awaz day daina

Kabhi kisi sy ho larna,

To mujhy disturb mat kerna,

Kisi shadi main jana ho,

Jaisay hi start khana ho,

Mujhay Awaz day daina,

Mujhay tum bhool mat jana,

Suno tum bhool mat jana

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