SMS Mania
Boy :- Janu ab tum change hogayi ho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ? Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti. Girl :- Haramkhor Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.
Doctor Pathan sat, "Tumhara aik gurda fail ho gya hy" Pathan rotay hoy . "Kitnay numbron say" :)
BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai Shohar Jhomty howy Kon ho tum ? BV:churail Shrabi: Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:
.::Apni Neendon mai Kho k Kahin Bhol na jana hamain, ::'Dost':: ::'k tumhari Duaon ki muntazir rahti hy hamari raat aksar. (Good night).
.Wife: Aaj mere tann mann me aag laga do, Husband ne petrol phenk kr aag laga di.. Moral- Jazbat ka izhar aasan alfaz me karen..From..Rescue.1122.
.BV: Is Week Hm Roz Cinema Jayen ge Us k next Week Roz Shoping K Liye Jayen ge Hsbnd: Or Us k next week daily Masjid Jayen ge BV: Q? Hsbnd: Bheek mangne..
. Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia I LOVE YOu Pathan Ghussy me beti se kehta he: jis ne sms kia hai usy me dekh lunga filhal tum us ka sms usy wapis bhej do.
.1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya Or - - - - Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.=P:-).
.Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge . Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga . Nurse :3000 . Pathan:tanka lagwana he . Karhai nhi karwani...
.Hum to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar So rahe thay Faraz! Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya.
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