Sardar and his wife went 2 London.
1 day in da hotel room, Sardar heard his wife's scream,
"Chuwa Chuwa"
He wanted to inform Room Service but
didn't knw what the English word for "Chuwa" is
Sardar: Hello,room service?
Room srvic: Yes sir, hw can I help u?
Sardar:hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry?
Rom srvice:Yes sir, I knw Tom & Jerry
Sardar:habibi Jerry is here :D

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Rate:	Category: Sardar SMS	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Aik Sardar ka Accident ho Gya,

Doctor ny poocha:
Sardar Ji, Accident kaisay hua?


Sardar:
O Doctor g, Assi Morr kttan Lagay....
Te Agge Mor ee Nai c

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Rate:	Category: Sardar SMS	Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal

Ustad Pathan se:

Allama Iqbal k ic shair ki Tashrih kro.

"Khol aankh zmin daikh, falak daikh, fiza daikh, Mashriq se ubharty hoy soraj ko zra daikh"

Pathan: Ic shair me Alama Iqbal kehtay hain k

"GOOD MORNING"
have a nice day.

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Friendship is not a word
not a relationship
it is a silent promise which
says
i was i am and i will be with
u any time whenever u need me.

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Rate:	Category: Friendship	Posted by: zahid iqbal shah

1 Nurse ka Mangetar Usy bari Hasrat se:

"Janu kaash mujhe koi Haadsa pesh ata tu main tumharay Ward me Admit hota, Tm meri khidmat krti or main jaldi theek ho jata"


Nurse: Jaan Tmhen mere pas koi Haadsa nhi balke Moujiza hi la skta hy,
Q k
main
DELIVERY ward main hoti hoon.

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

T-20 ki shandar performance k bad Misbah ka nam change ker k







"Misball" rakh dia gya he.
GEO TO AISE :-)

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Pathan bohat dair sy apni Hasin mangetar ko daikh raha tha

LARKI shrma k,
kya daikh rahy ho?

Pathan: Hum Soch rha tha k ager tum hmara Ami hota to hum bhi KHOOBSORAT hota

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Rozana Kalma Perhany sy emaan taza rehta he,

"La Illaha ilallah Muhammad ur Rasool ul Allah"

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Apne dil ki majboori ko ilzam na dy

Mujhy yad rakh, beshk Mera nam na ly

Tera Weham hai k Me bhula don Tujhy

Meri koi aisi sans nhi jo Tera nam na le.

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Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Road POETRY

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair ae...
"Tu lang ja sadi khair ay"

Main us ky gher gya to lga tha tala...
"Jalny walay ka moun kala"

Band karo ya starplus k show...
"Horn do rasta lo"

Wo takra gya aik car se...
"Daikh zaroor mager pyar se"

Mehangai ny poora Pakistan hilaya
"Jiny maa noo sataya unhe riksha e chalaya"

Kala peela rang na ker...
(',') "Papu yar
<)(> Tang
_//_ Na kr"

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Rate:	Category: Poetry	Posted by: Prince Baloch

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