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دنیا بدترین ہوتی جا رہی ہے برے لوگوں کے زیادہ ہونے کی وجہ سے نہیں بلکہ اچھے لوگوں کی خاموشی کی وجہ سے۔

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Category: Quote Posted by: Prince Baloch
Girl 2 Sardar during driving: Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala lende O?

Sardar Shokha ho k: Han ji chala lenda wan.

Girl:Te fair dosre hath nal nuk poonj lo. :P

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Category: Sardar SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Ya "Allah"
Panah Dy us "NEEND" Sy Jis Sy "FAJAR" Qaza Ho

Aesi "MASROFIAT" Sy Jis Sy "ZUHAR" Qaza Ho

Aesi "SUSTI" Sy Jis Sy "ASAR" QAZA Ho

Aesi "MEHFIL" Sy Jis k "LUTUF" Sy "MAGHRIB" Qaza ho

Aesi "THAKAWAT" Sy Jis Sy "ISHA" Qaza Ho

Aameen.

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Category: Islam Posted by: Prince Baloch
Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p

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Category: Sardar SMS Posted by: Asif maqbool
Father:1 zamana tha jab main 10 rupee me Rashan,Doodh,Nashta sab le ke ata tha.

Beta: Ab ye Harkatain nahi chalain gi Abba! Ab wahan Cameray lag gy hain. :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Bangladesh ka Pakistan team per aik or Ilzam,
kehte hain.












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Match main original Misbah nahi tha
.("."). Lo daso hor
<) (> ki China da
_/ \_ bandar c?

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya to wo bohat kali nikli...
Dulhay ne kaha,
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"Tum ny PEPSI layny ni jana" :) :D

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Prince Baloch
Aik aurat ne signal tor diya aur traffic police ne usy pakar liya
T.P= Mohtarama 500 chalaan nikaalain.
Aurat= No no mujhy janay dain i m getting late m a teacher.
T.P= Wah ji...!! isi din ka toh mujhay intezaar tha. chalo ab 1000 times likho "I WIL NOT BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN" :D

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
If
A=1
B=2
C=3
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Z=26
Then look at the amazing discovery
P e p s i=65
16 5 16 19 9=65
Don't force me for a noble prize :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Rehta hun agar sharab khany me to mujh ko Sharabi na Samjho


"SAQI"


Har wo shaks jo Hospital sy Nikly Doctor nahi hota.


('.')/" Misal Dekh
<( ( bhai ki
_/ \_

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
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