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دنیا بدترین Ûوتی جا رÛÛŒ ÛÛ’ برے لوگوں Ú©Û’ Ø²ÛŒØ§Ø¯Û Ûونے Ú©ÛŒ ÙˆØ¬Û Ø³Û’ Ù†Ûیں Ø¨Ù„Ú©Û Ø§Ú†Ú¾Û’ لوگوں Ú©ÛŒ خاموشی Ú©ÛŒ ÙˆØ¬Û Ø³Û’Û”
Girl 2 Sardar during driving: Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala lende O? Sardar Shokha ho k: Han ji chala lenda wan. Girl:Te fair dosre hath nal nuk poonj lo. :P
Ya "Allah" Panah Dy us "NEEND" Sy Jis Sy "FAJAR" Qaza Ho Aesi "MASROFIAT" Sy Jis Sy "ZUHAR" Qaza Ho Aesi "SUSTI" Sy Jis Sy "ASAR" QAZA Ho Aesi "MEHFIL" Sy Jis k "LUTUF" Sy "MAGHRIB" Qaza ho Aesi "THAKAWAT" Sy Jis Sy "ISHA" Qaza Ho Aameen.
Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay :p
Father:1 zamana tha jab main 10 rupee me Rashan,Doodh,Nashta sab le ke ata tha. Beta: Ab ye Harkatain nahi chalain gi Abba! Ab wahan Cameray lag gy hain. :)
Bangladesh ka Pakistan team per aik or Ilzam, kehte hain. . . . . Match main original Misbah nahi tha .("."). Lo daso hor <) (> ki China da _/ \_ bandar c?
Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya to wo bohat kali nikli... Dulhay ne kaha, . . . . . . . . . . "Tum ny PEPSI layny ni jana" :) :D
Aik aurat ne signal tor diya aur traffic police ne usy pakar liya T.P= Mohtarama 500 chalaan nikaalain. Aurat= No no mujhy janay dain i m getting late m a teacher. T.P= Wah ji...!! isi din ka toh mujhay intezaar tha. chalo ab 1000 times likho "I WIL NOT BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN" :D
If A=1 B=2 C=3 . . . . . . . . Z=26 Then look at the amazing discovery P e p s i=65 16 5 16 19 9=65 Don't force me for a noble prize :)
Rehta hun agar sharab khany me to mujh ko Sharabi na Samjho "SAQI" Har wo shaks jo Hospital sy Nikly Doctor nahi hota. ('.')/" Misal Dekh <( ( bhai ki _/ \_
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