"5 Pathan or 1 punjabi Helicopter ki Rasi sy latkay Huway thy",
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"Pilot: Load zyada hy 1 shaks ko koodna ho ga"

"Ye sun ker Punjabi ny kaha k Rasi ko chorny ki Qurbani main deta goon
Taaliyan!"

"Ye sun ker sarray pathan Taaliyan bajany lagy"

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1 Pathan Ne FM Radio per call ki.

Pathan: Mujhy 1 batwa milla hai jis main Bohat saray paisay, Credit card, Aur NIC hai, Address A/312 Gulshan i Iqbal ka hay.

Host (Radio Wala): To Aap unhain Batwa wapis dena chahtay hain.?

Pathan: he he he he he he he Nahi G,

Usay meri taraf sy 1 Ghamgeen Song suna dain..

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In Africa,
A black boy 2 hiz black girlfriend in a dark night near seashore, asked in very romantic mood!

Darling!
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Where are u...?:p

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Why do we close our eyes when we pray, when we dream, when we miss some 1
Bcz
most beautiful things in life are not seen, they are only felt by heart..!

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Aik larka or aik larki Hotel k room main baithay thy
Larki: Tum Larkay ho or main larki
Larka: To?
Larki: Tum bhi akilay ho or main bhi
Larka: To phir?
Larki: Main bhi haseen hoon or tum bhi jawan
Larka: To?
Larki: Tumhara khoon bhi garam hy or mera bhi
Larka: Ohoo Aagy bolo..
Larki: Tumhari bhi kuch khwahishain hain or mairi bhi.
Larka: To phir..
Larki: Tum bhi baligh ho or main bhi
Larka: To?
Larki: To Utho or Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf main shamil ho k Pakistan bachain.

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Main guzre pal jo socho to

Kuch dost bohat yaad aatay hain

Ab jany konci nagri main

Abad hain ja ker mudat sy

Main raat gay tak jagoon to

Kuch dost bohat yaad aatay hain

Kuch batain thi phoolon jaisi

Kuch lamhay khusboo jaisay thy

Main shehr-e-chaman main Tehloon to

Kuch dost bohat yaad aatay hain

Wo pal bhar ki narazgiyan

or maan bhi jana pal bher main

ab khud sy jub bhi roothoon to

Kuch dost bohat yaad aatay hain

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(Golden Words)

Agr Tum Ye Chaho
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Tumharay pass hamesha dostoon ka hajoom rahy
To ya 3 cheezain hamesha apny pass rakho..





"CHARS"


"GOLD LEAF"


"NASWAR"

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Chalo aajao sare Bijli k Khambay k sath picture banwa lo, phir apnay bachoon ko dikhain gy k Pehlay Yahan bhi bijli hoti thi...

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I wrote on the door:

"Please don't enter I am upset"

Friends came,,, smiling and said:

"Sorry yaar tujhy pta to hy na english humain samajh nahi aati, chal ab bta Upset kiun hy. :-)"

Dedicated to all my loving friends. May Allah bless them and succeed dm in their life. (Ameen)

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1 Buzurg farmatey hain main ny 3 logon sy zyada badnaseeb kisi ko nahi paya.
1. Aik wo jo puraana kapra pehny jub ky us ky pass naya kapra ho.
2. Aik wo jo bhooka rahy jub ky us ky pass khana ho.
or phir chup ho gy, yahan tak ky aankhoon main Aansu aa gy, kisi ny poocha teesray kon sa hazrat?

bazurg ronay lagy.. Rotay Rotay hichkiyan bandh gain or behosh ho gy,
phir kafi dair ky baad farmaya

3. Wo jo FULL TOSS baal ko bhi stop kerta hy

(Misbah ul Haq)

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