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A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic school near school...
He wrote: "Drive carefully! Don't kill students, Wait for the Teachers" :)
Exercise 1. If walking is good for ur health, The postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day,only eat fish,drinks water & is fat. 3. A rabbit runs & hops & only lives 15 years. 4. A turtle doesn't run, does nothing... yet lives for 450 years. TO HELL WITH EXERCISE! Sleep well, EAT well ! :)
A man calls up Prime Minister house and said. I want to be the next Prime Minister of Pakistan.. Operator: Are you an idiot? Man: Is it Compulsory??? :)
The Story behind "Ladies First" Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped. The woman never jumped. Thereafter, all men decided "LADIES FIRST" :-D
Pathan Saudia Arab gya, Taxi main betha laikin usay Arabi nahi aati thi Jb Apni manzil per pohanchny wala tha to bohat pareshan hoa k driver ko kesy rokay, akhir tang aa ker driver ky kandhey per hath rakh k bola "SadaqAllah ul Azeem" . :)
" Insan k Aansu Us Waqt Muqaddas Hotay Hain, Jab wo kisi Or k Dukh Or Takleef Ko Mehsus Kar k Niklen..."Hazrat ALi (A.S)"
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka hath itni jaldi na barhao Ho sakta hy Us ne Washroom se aa kr haath he na dhoey hon (-_-) <)(> _/"\_ Comandar SafeGuard.
شیطان Ù†Û’ آج Ùون کر Ú©Û’ مجھ سے Ú©Ûا Ú©Û Ú©Ø³ÛŒ نیک انسان کا نمبر دو Ú©Û Ø§Ø³ Ú©Û ØªÙ†Ú¯ کروں گا۔ میں Ù†Û’ آپ کا نمبر دیا تو Øیران ÛÙˆ کر بولا۔ پاگل مروا دیگا کیا۔ ÛŒÛ ØªÙˆ Ûمارے باس کا نمبر ÛÛ’Û”Û”Û”Û”
"Jaam " se Itni "Nafrat na karo k kabi "Peena" Paray to "pee na sako. ............................................. Kisi se Itni "Mohabbat "na karo k kabi "Tanha "jeena paray to "je" na sako.....?
Indian Super hit movie "Mere Brother ki Dulhan" k baad ab Peshawar k famous director Gul Khan pesh kerte hain "Meri Dulhan ka Brother" :D
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