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Sardar and his wife went 2 London.
1 day in da hotel room, Sardar heard his wife's scream, "Chuwa Chuwa" He wanted to inform Room Service but didn't knw what the English word for "Chuwa" is Sardar: Hello,room service? Room srvic: Yes sir, hw can I help u? Sardar:hmmmm, U knw Tom & Jerry? Rom srvice:Yes sir, I knw Tom & Jerry Sardar:habibi Jerry is here :D
Aik Sardar ka Accident ho Gya, Doctor ny poocha: Sardar Ji, Accident kaisay hua? Sardar: O Doctor g, Assi Morr kttan Lagay.... Te Agge Mor ee Nai c
Ustad Pathan se: Allama Iqbal k ic shair ki Tashrih kro. "Khol aankh zmin daikh, falak daikh, fiza daikh, Mashriq se ubharty hoy soraj ko zra daikh" Pathan: Ic shair me Alama Iqbal kehtay hain k "GOOD MORNING" have a nice day.
Friendship is not a word not a relationship it is a silent promise which says i was i am and i will be with u any time whenever u need me.
1 Nurse ka Mangetar Usy bari Hasrat se: "Janu kaash mujhe koi Haadsa pesh ata tu main tumharay Ward me Admit hota, Tm meri khidmat krti or main jaldi theek ho jata" Nurse: Jaan Tmhen mere pas koi Haadsa nhi balke Moujiza hi la skta hy, Q k main DELIVERY ward main hoti hoon.
T-20 ki shandar performance k bad Misbah ka nam change ker k "Misball" rakh dia gya he. GEO TO AISE :-)
Pathan bohat dair sy apni Hasin mangetar ko daikh raha tha LARKI shrma k, kya daikh rahy ho? Pathan: Hum Soch rha tha k ager tum hmara Ami hota to hum bhi KHOOBSORAT hota
Rozana Kalma Perhany sy emaan taza rehta he, "La Illaha ilallah Muhammad ur Rasool ul Allah"
Apne dil ki majboori ko ilzam na dy Mujhy yad rakh, beshk Mera nam na ly Tera Weham hai k Me bhula don Tujhy Meri koi aisi sans nhi jo Tera nam na le.
Road POETRY Tera mera sadiyaan da vair ae... "Tu lang ja sadi khair ay" Main us ky gher gya to lga tha tala... "Jalny walay ka moun kala" Band karo ya starplus k show... "Horn do rasta lo" Wo takra gya aik car se... "Daikh zaroor mager pyar se" Mehangai ny poora Pakistan hilaya "Jiny maa noo sataya unhe riksha e chalaya" Kala peela rang na ker... (',') "Papu yar <)(> Tang _//_ Na kr"
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