اللھم صلی علی محمد و علی آل محمد کما صلیت علی ابراھیم و علی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید ۔ اللھم بارک علی محمد و علی آل محمد کما بارکت علی ابراھیم و علی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

دعاوں میں یاد رکھیے گا۔

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Prince Baloch

"DUA-E-SUBHA"

Ay Allah!
Ye Subah hum sub k liye hidayat ka noor or deen o duniya ki salamti ka paigam ly ker aye.
Aameen.

Asalam-o-Alikum

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Rate:	Category: Good Morning	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Ajeeb c halat hy tere janay k baad

Bhook hi ni lagti khana khanay k baad

Meray pas 8 samosay thy jo main ny kha lye "Faraz"

1 tere anay sy pehly 7 tere jany k bad.

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

کوئ کتنا ہی سرکش اور طاقت ور کیوں نہ ہو، لیکن ہر شام زندگی کا ایک دن کم ہو جاتا ہے۔ اور ہم روک بھی نہیں سکتے۔
لیکن وہ رب ہمیں نئ صبح دیکر پھر مہلت دے دیتا ہے۔ شاید میرا بندہ توبہ کر لے اور میں اسے بخش دوں۔

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Jub tum raat ky wakt kutay bhonkny ki awaz suno to Allak ki panah mango,Q k wo aisi makhlook daikhty hain jo tum ni daikh sakty or jum kaam khatam ho jae to bahir km niklo Q k rat k waqt Allak apni makhlook main se jisy chahta hy phela daita hy

Bismillah perh ker darwazy band karo, Q k Shetan wo darwaza ni kholta jo BISMILLAH perh kr band kiya gia ho

Matky or bartan dhanp dia karo or Mashkizoon ky moo band ker diya karo Q k raat main aik aisa waqt ata hy jub zameen per waba utarti hy.

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Rate:	Category: Islam	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Main faqat khaak hoon Magar, "NAME-E-MUHAMMAD" se he Nisbat meri,

Yehi aik rishta hy jo Meri Aoqaat badal deta he.

Subha Bakhair

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Rate:	Category: Good Morning	Posted by: Prince Baloch

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Prince Baloch

REALITY OF LIFE:

Duniya main jitne bhi MARD naik hain wo AURATON ki wja se hain..

Kuch biwi k khouf se,
Kuch Hooron k shouq se. :)

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Rate:	Category: Joke	Posted by: Prince Baloch

SHEIKH TO SHEIKH Doctor:
"Apke fees kya hy?"

SHEIKH DOCTOR:
"Pehli mertaba ane ky 200 rupee and 2nd time free..."

SHEIKH PATIENT:
"To phir aap samjhain ky main 2nd time aya hoon"

SHEIKH DOCTOR:
"To phir aap wohi dawai khatay rahain jo main ne pehli bar aap ko di thi"...

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Rate:	Category: Funny	Posted by: Prince Baloch

Kuch nahi milta jitni marzi wafa kar lo kisi se,
Faraz'
Jab waqt tumhara nahi to wafadaar bhi bewafa ho jaate hain..!!

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