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Boy :- Janu ab tum change hogayi ho.

Girl :- Wo kyun ?

Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.

Girl :- Haramkhor Pichli Bar Close ki thi
to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Jahangeer Khan
Doctor Pathan sat,
"Tumhara aik gurda fail ho gya hy"

Pathan rotay hoy
.
"Kitnay numbron say" :)

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Category: Joke Posted by: Prince Baloch
BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai
Shohar Jhomty howy
Kon ho tum ?
BV:churail
Shrabi:
Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.::Apni Neendon mai Kho k Kahin Bhol na jana hamain,


::'Dost'::
::'k tumhari Duaon ki muntazir rahti hy hamari raat aksar.
(Good night).

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Category: Good Night Posted by: Ghayas khan
.Wife:
Aaj mere tann mann me aag laga do,

Husband ne petrol phenk kr aag laga di..

Moral-
Jazbat ka izhar aasan alfaz me karen..From..Rescue.1122.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.BV: Is Week Hm Roz Cinema Jayen ge Us k next Week Roz Shoping K Liye Jayen ge
Hsbnd: Or Us k next week daily Masjid Jayen ge
BV: Q?
Hsbnd: Bheek mangne..

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.
Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
I LOVE YOu
Pathan Ghussy me beti se kehta he:
jis ne sms kia hai usy me dekh lunga filhal tum us ka sms usy wapis bhej do.

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

Or

-
-
-
-


Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.=P:-).

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya
Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge
.
Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga
.
Nurse :3000
.
Pathan:tanka lagwana he

.
Karhai nhi karwani...

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.Hum to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar So rahe thay Faraz!
Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko paani dey gaya.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
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