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Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo. Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D
Wife rings husband and says: "The window is jammed. What should I do?" Husband: "Pour some warm water on it, but make sure it's not too hot or it will crack" "Ok..." she replied, sounding a bit unsure. Husband then rang back in 10 mints and asked: "Did you do the trick?" Wife: "YES! but... The LAPTOP isn't working at all now!"
A girl mistakenly stepped on her IPhone 5 & heard a crack.... . . . . . . . So she started praying . . . . . . . Ya Allah! ey jo tutya ey, ey meri Latt hovy. :D :p
Sabr or Shukr dono ka hi bra darja hy Sabr Musibat ko talta hy or Shuker Naimat ko barhata hy Ic liya BV mekey gai ho to shuker karain or gher main ho to sabr... :D
1990 mian American bank ny "Bill Gates" ko 2 Lakh ka lone dainy sy inkaar kiya tha... 2001 main duniya k ameer tareen shaks "Bill Gates" ny wo bank khareed liya... Or Aaj Ufone waloon ny mujhy loan dainy sy inkaar kya hy 15 rupee ka... U just wait and watch... (",) <))> _//_ Na Na Moafi ka to sawal hi paida ni hota sain..
Maa ik khobsorat rishta Maa hi kainat ka rang hy Ya Maa hi hy jo rozana subha bacho ko uthati hy Aur kehti hy uth jao baghairto 11 waj gay nain Kutty wang suttey rahndy O, Tuwaday peo ne koi mulazam ni rakhia, Jhera twano wari wari nashta bna k devy, Zindagi haram kr k rakh diti chawlan ne, Kam dy na kaaj dy dushman annaj dy, Agg lawan twadey mobilan nu, sari sari raat twady msg ni mukdy. Moral: Maa aaj ghusay me hy..
Uqabi rooh jab baidaar hoti hy jawano main nazar aati hy ic ko apni manzil Aasmano main Na ho nomeed, nomeedi zawal e elm o irfan hy umeed mard e momin hy Khuda k raaz danoo main nahin tera nashaiman qasr e sultani k gunbad per too shahin hy, basaira ker paharoon ki chatano main
Tery Sofay hain Afrangi, Teray Qaleen hain Irani Lahoo mujh ko rulati hy jawanoo ki tan asaani Amarat kia, Shikwa khusrawi bhi ho to kya hasil Na zor e Haidri tujh main, na Astghnay Salmani Na Dhoond ic cheez ko Tehzeeb e Hazir ki tajali main K Paya main ny istaghna main mairaj e Musalmani
"News update" Okara:: bus stand per subh 8 bjy 5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan sy tha r wo 1 gari sy utr ker doosri gari main sawar hony lgy thy na maloom motorcycle sawaron Ne . . . . . . . . . . Salam kiya 3 afrad ne moqa par hi jawab de diya or 2 ne kaha AAY KON SEE? :)
Business Listings Alnakhal Family Restaurant, Johar Town Lahore Alnakhal is a family restaurant in Johar town Lahore. It is very good place if you want to go out side with your family for having good Dinner. Seating arrangement is very good, specially the floor arrangement. Food quality is also very good. The our... Xavor Corporation Lahore Xavor is an Irvine, California-based Management & Technology Solutions firm with Global 1000 clients, complete with an outsourcing set-up. We use a proprietary workshop-driven consultative approach to help our clients with Establishing team-driv... Strategic Systems International, Lahore Founded in 1991, Strategic Systems International (SSI) provides world class software development services to software companies, enterprises, information providers, business services firms and consulting companies. With offices and partners in the US... Surgimed Hospital, Lahore Surgimed Hospital, a 115 bedded facility for patients suffering from diseases pertaining to different medical and surgical specialties was established in the heart of Lahore City in 1995. The establishment of this modern state of the art medical faci... KHIVA Though the nations of Central Asia are relatively new, gaining independence only after the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, their culture is one of the most ancient and refined in Asia. One particularly distinctive and well-developed aspect... |
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